
SPOILERS and conspiracy theories.
• Ok, Hodge was there, so Jace never had a chance see a photo of the Circle so he did not recognize Valentine as his ‘dad’.
• Ok, Valentine never posed as Michael Wayland in public, so nobody recognized him as one of the most well-known criminals in the Shadowhunter world. (probably it was just a show for Jace only)
• Ok, nobody recognized the Morgenstern family ring even if Jace had it on his finger for years because they did not visit Alicanteto meet other shadowhunters. (and Maryse just did not pay attention to Valentine’s jewellery)
BUT Robert Goddamn Lightwood, you shady bastard. I mean WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL-
• your parabatai’s death is kind of a big deal.
• you know, it hurts and bleeds and the rune is gone
• I’m pretty sure you noticed
• and then TEN YEARS LATER a kid comes to your house, and claims to be your long lost blood brother’s son, and says he JUST LOST HIS DAD.
• I mean ten years.
• and you adopt him, no questions asked.
Conclusion: I think Robert did lot more than cheating on his wife. You know, like being on the Valentine’s side all along.
Jace: *casually kills something* Sooo, you are a special snowflake, right Clary?
Clary: WUT?!
Joycelyn: OMG CLARY DON’T COME HOME *knocks herself out*
Clary: *goes home*
Clary: *freaks out*
Jace: To the Ba…Institute!
Clary: eh, ok.
Alec: muuuuuundaneeeee…
Jace: Tsuntsun
Clary: *slaps him*
Jace: Deredere
Creepy Dementor Bros: You are a special snowflake Clary, see the warlock.
Isabelle: Mmmm K guys, how ‘bout a warlock party?
Shadowhunters and Simon: K, it’ll be fun.
Magnus: you may touch the Book of Gray
Magnus: you may touch the Booty of Ghay~ <3 *winks at Alec*
Alec: oh, OKAY~ <3 *blush*
*Simon gets intoxicated and kidnapped*
Clary: ASDFGHJKL guys, lets save him!!!!!!!!!! We totally have a chance to do so and survive.
Jace: Tsuntsun… eh, OK.
Clary and Jace: *walks into mortal danger outnumbered/unprepared*
*Luke’s pack saves their ass*
Jace: Clary, come to the greenhouse with me ~
Jace: Deredere.
Clary: dawwwww ~ <3 *melts*
Clary: *arts*
Clary: I have seen the truth guize, lets get da Mortal cup!!!!! We totally have a chance to do so and survive.
Jace: Tsuntsun… eh, OK.
*Shadowhunters almost die, the mundane saves their ass*
Hodge: steals the cup for Valentine
Valentine: Lol guess what, Jace, I am your father, Clary is your lil sis. Muhahahaha
Valentine: 2 Shadowhunter races 1 cup
*Luke’s pack saves their ass (again)*
Valentine: *escapes to Idris*
Clary and Jace: FML
Clary and Jace: incest anyway?
Fandom: ASDFGHJKL need an iratze over my heart!!!!! ship da incest…touch da MAGNO, murder da DUCKS. ASDFGHJKL.*insane laugh* CAssie PLZ don’t kill dem!!!!!!! *drowns in tears*
Hello fellow Nephilim!
We are here to announce our very first prompt week. Mortal Instruments Week.
Starting on Monday July 1st there will be a prompt for every day: and we want you to be as creative as you can and help us spread the love for the Mortal Instruments by sending in your works matching these prompts:Monday: There is a first time for everythng
Tuesday: Rule 63 - Every character has a genderbent
Wednesday: A glance into the future
Thursday: I need a hero
Friday: Freaky Friday - Body Swap
Saturday: Sins and Virtues
Sunday: Once upon a time
If you want more information on rules or how to submit click here
For specifc questions you can contact Me, Rina or send your question directly to weareprabatai

Ladies and Gentlemen, its Femslash Friday ~
So pull yourself together, put on a Fearless rune and write the sweetest, dirtiest, queerest smut, draw the angst, ship everything and do not forget to share the fics and art…your fandom needs you.
So I decided to draw Helen Blackthorn X Aline Penhallow from the Mortal Instruments series, because strong females dressed in leather, covered in sweat and blood are hot. I really hope they don’t die/break up/turn straight like most canon lesbian couples in the popular media. Both of the characters © Cassandra Clare

When her mom is attacked and taken from their home in New York City by a demon, a seemingly ordinary teenage girl, Clary Fray, finds out truths about her past and bloodline on her quest to get her back, that changes her entire life. - imdb
Websites: Official movie website | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Simon’s tumblr | Clary’s Pinterest
Trailers: Teaser trailer | theatrical trailer | international trailer
Posters(HQ): 1 | 2 | 3 | UK poster
Stills(HQ): 1 | 2 | 3 | Clary | Izzy | Clace1 | Clace2 | Valentine | Jace1 | Magnus | Simon1 | Simon2 | Alec | Simon and Clary | Izzy and Clary | Clace3 | Clace4 | Jace2 ![]()
MTV set visit: Lily interview | On the Set of TMI | Meet Simon | Meet Magnus | Meet Jace | Extra: Lily interview
Cassie’s diary from the TMI set: Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5
Messages from the cast(videos): Robert Jamie and Lily | Godfrey Gao | Robert Sheehan | Jamie Campbell Bower 1 | Jamie Campbell Bower 2 | Jamie Campbell Bower 3 | Jemima West 1 | Jemima West 2 | Lily Collins 1 | Lily Collins 2 | Lily Collins 3 | Kevin Zegers 1 | Kevin Zegers 2
Books: THE OFFICIAL ILLUSTRATED COMPANION | movie tie-in edition | Shadowhunter’s guide
Cast and Crew on twitter: Harald Zwart | Martin Moszkowicz(producer) | Lily | LilyAsClaryFray | Jamie | Lena Headey | Godfrey | Kevin | Jessica Postigo(writer) | Elyas M´Barek | Robert Sheehan | Jonathan Rhys Meyers | Robert Maillet
Cassie, Harald and the cast at WonderCon | Movie Merchandise | Alliance Quiz

Sorry, my inner booknerd/sci-fi geek self is on a rampage, and this happened.
“Demon pox, oh, demon pox,
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of town
THEN GET HIGH ON CINNAMON AND ROLL INTO THE SAND
ASDFGHJKL THE SPICE MUST FLOW”