Fuck Yeah! Mortal Instruments

“Tessa: what would you tell Jem if he questioned you about your burnt hand?” I said it was an accident.

“Gabriel: Would you date Cecily out of revenge?” Who’s Cecily?

“Tessa, who is better kisser: Jem or Will?” Oh dear, very improper, but they are both…well, it’s imposisble to choose!

“Magnus: would you ever date a shadowhunter?” I should think not.

SPOILERS FROM CP

“Tessa, did you accept Jem’s proposal out of pity?” Certainly not!

“Will, do you find it hard to cope being around Jem and Tessa when they are being openly affectionate?” Yes

“Tessa, now that you are getting married, are children at all a thought?” I believe I cannot have them.

“Magnus: would you ever date a shadowhunter?” I should think not.

“Sophie: if Gideon proposes you right away, what will you say?” We haven’t been speaking, it would be very odd.

“Will: How far are you willing to go for Tessa?” I would do almost anything for her. I would not hurt Jem.

“Will: knowing that Jem would one day die what did you think when asking him to be your parabatai” That you cannot treat the dying as if nothing they do in their life matters. Otherwise he might as well be already dead.

“Jem: do you have any other family members?” Yes. So does Will.

“Mortmain, What’s Tessa, what is she?” Sadly Mortmain is lurking in his lair and unavailable for questions.

“Magnus: what do you think of Jem and Tessa getting married, knowing how Will feels?” I can’t see it all turning out well.

“Jem, How much does Tessa mean to you?” Everything.

“Will: if Jem couldn’t marry Tessa for any reason, would you go after her?” It would depend on the reason.

“Henry: Are you working in something new?” Yes, a device meant to transport Nephilim from place to place!

“Charlotte, what do you think about Jem and Tessa’s engagement?” They are young, but they seem to love each other. I worry..

“Magnus: Do you love Woolsey?” Woolsey doesn’t really love anyone.

“Jem: Would you be willing to give up being a shadowhunter to marry Tessa in case the clave denies ur request?” Yes.

“Will: Do you remember when Magnus kissed you?” WHAT?

“Jem: What would you do if you discovered what Tessa&Will feel for each other?”But they don’t feel anything for each other.

“Tessa: Do you forgive will for everything now you know about the “xxx”?” Yes, I do forgive him for everything.

“Jessamine: Do you still Love Nate?” I hate him now as much as I used to love him.

“Jem: if stopping being a shadowhunter would save you would you give it up? (You don’t give up anything else)” Yes.

“Charlotte, do you and Henry have a name for the baby yet?” Still fighting about Buford.

“Gabriel, would you forgive Will?” He doesn’t seem to care to be forgiven.

“Will, are you going to let Jem and Tessa go through with the wedding?” I have no intention of doing anything else

“Tessa: if jem hadnt proposed would u have chosen will instead at the end when he told you he loved you?” I would have given him a chance.

“Jem: now that you know Tessa loves you, does it make you even more scared of dying?” Yes. 

“Jem, not so much a question, just wanted to say you’re perfect!” *Jem, unused to compliments, hides in the violin*

“Tessa, if Jem died before the wedding, would you consider dating Will afterwards?” Will would never consent.

“Bridget, do you realise that you drive everyone insane with your weird songs?” *creepy stare*

“Sophie, so you and Gideon, huh? ;)” Hmph, no idea what you’re talking about.

“Will: now that you know the truth about the curse will you try to follow up with your family?” It’s still forbidden.

“Jem, how come you notice so much about Will, but you didn’t notice his feelings for Tessa?” What feelings?

“Jem: If there was a cure but it would kill someone you loved would you take it?” No

“Gideon, are your intentions serious towards Sophie?” Yes, very, but she does not believe it.

Jem: WHO IS EMMA?” Who?

“Jem: do you really love Tessa?” Yes. What a strange question.

 Will: What would you say if you meant Tatiana one day…?” Does laughing in a superior manner count as saying something?

“Cecily, who is most friendly at the Institute/are you glad to have your brother back?” Jem and Tessa are the most friendly. Will is distant.

“Cecily, how do you feel towards Will now that you’re in the Institute with him?” He has changed a great deal.

“Tessa: Any recommend for novels you’d love people to read?” The Hidden Hand, Great Expectations

“Will, will you be ok with Cecily being a shadowhunter?” No. I don’t like the idea at all.

“Tessa: Do you feel a little love for Will?” Tessa: I’m not quite sure what I feel.

“Will, if you could choose to meet one author who and why?” Dickens, so I could complain about Little Nell.

“Will: do you love Tessa enough to give her up?” If it’s better for her, then yes.

“Will: If you had a chance to go to the future, what would be the first thing you would do or say?” Why am I in the future?

“Tessa, do you want Will to find someone else to love?” It would kill me but it would only be fair…I made the only choice I could and he does not owe me.

“Camille: Do you have new boyfriend or too soon?” Oh, I’ve moved on and sent Magnus all his presents back. Hmph!

“Gabriel: Do you still trust your father? Completely?” I did, up until last week, until a very strange thing happened…

“Will: Can you speak fluent Welsh?” Yes, Cecy also.

“Ragnor: Have you ever kissed Magnus?” Not my type.

“Cecily: Were you ever angry at Will for leaving you and your parents to become a shadowhunter?” Very, very angry

“Woosley, what is your impression of Will?” Pretty ones are trouble. Off to Budapest I go.

“Tessa: how do you feel that Cecily is at the Institute? Do you think this will be good for Will?” I hope it will. I want him to be happy.

“Jem, if you had to choese between Tessa or will, Who would it be?” I do not know how to choose between the people I love most.

“Tessa: Do you have the same feelings for Will as you do towards Jem?”  I love Jem. I truly do. And I had given up on Will. But the dreadful thing about Will being so honorable about everything is that I have realized …. well. It doesn’t matter now

“Magnus: How does Woolsey compare to Camille…. in the bedroom?” Surprisingly, more biting.

“Magnus: How do you feel for Will after all?” Like I owe him.